Fred Rumsen
Mostly called Freddy.
Wife named Violet.
Lives at 152 Riverside Drive, Apartment 604, in Manhattan.
A veteran of World War II, he served in the Signal Corps after a frontline position in which he killed 15 Germans.
A bit of a drunk; has a reputation as such.
Has a cousin who works at General Mills.
Has a cat.
Father sold Hallmark cards. The family moved frequently.


September 10th, 2008 at 10:48 pm
Plays Mozart on his pant’s zipper. Classic.
November 6th, 2008 at 5:57 pm
Has a daughter who is 30.
November 6th, 2008 at 7:50 pm
Sometimes, while drunk, has a problem with incontinence.