Mad Men Haiku! Posted by Polly Draper on July 30, 2015 at 4:00 am Characters, Mad Men, Season 6, Season 7 Jul 302015 The most qualified. Dawn, not Don. Hello Shirley. “You all drink a lot.” 7 Responses to “Mad Men Haiku!” Susan F. says: July 31, 2015 at 12:08 am Prettier than Don She makes house calls after work He wants to tip her She has some morals He just wants the office dirt Nobody knows all Don calling Dawn Sort of sad to watch Dressing for the door bell Don at work again Waiting all day to begin Dawn new Joanie now Hollis says: July 31, 2015 at 11:42 am Your best work ever, Susan! My humble attempt: A long story short Dawn new office manager when Lou meets Sally Hollis says: July 31, 2015 at 12:18 pm In trouble with Joan You are in charge of time cards It’s not a reward Susan F. says: August 2, 2015 at 2:02 am That’s very cute! Susan F. says: August 2, 2015 at 2:00 am Hollis sees it all Up down the elevator Some ride without smile Conversations heard Think he is invisible Silent uniform Unless to Peter Who buys an Admiral TV? I don’t know says he Hollis sees enough Gets tip for Roger climbing It’s Don’s revenging Only Don’s aloud To give Betty hot panties Roger dreams of her Hollis knows time moves Soon he will be job hunting Automatic doors! Hollis says: August 2, 2015 at 8:29 pm Awesome! You make me wish I were a real black elevator operator instead of just using one’s name. Susan F. says: August 3, 2015 at 11:50 pm All in a day’s work Ginsburg and Stan tell Peggy It’s Valentine’s Day Every inch a girl Your cat has enough money? See you later boss Peg absconded Charles a dozen to Shirley Send her no flowers! Breakroom coffee klatch When Shirley and Dawn tell all Bell for Meredith Stan shoots Ginz a look No call for his blue remark Peggy has no plans Sorry, the comment form is closed at this time.