Mad Men Haiku!

 Posted by on July 2, 2015 at 4:00 am  Characters, Mad Men, Season 2, Season 5
Jul 022015

Jane Seigel

Decolletage distracts

Roger’s child bride; Joan’s rival

A trippy divorce

roger and jane 1


  7 Responses to “Mad Men Haiku!”

  1. Jane takes dictation

    He likes aluminum twin

    Together they fit

  2. Roger Sterling finds

    cure for common marriage

    dumps Mona for Jane

    • Hollis, i literally Laughed Out Loud.
      cure for the common marriage, hoo boy is that funny..

      Polly, here’s why i love your Mad Men Haiku.
      you inspired Susan, who inspired Hollis, who inspired me. (we have the makings of a renga)
      anyway here’s my humble contribution:

      Aimed low on Danny
      It IS a doggy dog world
      As Roger found out

      • Dragon Breath,

        Oh do I LOVE this! And, the makings of a renga — great call!

      • A couplet for the renga:

        Leary’s boring product puts

        the music in the Stoli

      • I wrote another Jane & Roger couplet:

        Sacked for Rothko trespass

        Jane wins appeal to Roger

        But is more comprehensible as an haiku:

        Harry Ken Sal Jane

        Sneak in to view Bert’s Rothko

        Joan terminates her

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