Mad Men Haiku! Posted by Polly Draper on June 25, 2015 at 4:00 am Characters, Mad Men Jun 252015 Switchboard to Don’s Desk Trims Guy’s toenails with John Deere Ciao, Lois Sadler 19 Responses to “Mad Men Haiku!” Susan F. says: June 25, 2015 at 9:50 am Lois asked Peggy Sorry what did I do Hears redundancies. Polly Draper says: June 25, 2015 at 12:09 pm Hi Susan F. Love it!! But how about: “Sorry. What did I do now?” (that gets you to 7 syllables) Hollis says: June 25, 2015 at 5:55 pm Guy walks into an advertising agency Never golfs again Ms Mouse says: June 25, 2015 at 10:02 pm Good ones! but: Five, seven, five, folks It’s really not hard, is it? Get with the rhythm, people! Ms Mouse says: June 25, 2015 at 10:06 pm …aaand, I screwed it up! the last line should be “Get with the rhythm!” Susan F. says: June 26, 2015 at 12:30 pm Bossy lady writes Haiku rules to avoid fights Fun is gone with corrections Ms Mouse says: June 26, 2015 at 12:47 pm I’m truly sorry — I meant to be helpful, not bossy. (And I thought my own unintentional error with syllable count was rather ironic and funny.) Although I check in daily, and love this blog and comments, I have commented only a couple of times myself. I meant no offense, and certainly did not mean spoil the fun. Susan F. says: June 26, 2015 at 5:57 pm Ms Mouse is very blue Fear not we just adore you! Me sorry to you jahnghalt` says: June 26, 2015 at 4:19 pm “Don’t cover for me” When working Don’s desk It’s plain, don’t you see? jahnghalt` says: June 26, 2015 at 4:26 pm There once was a Guy named McKendrick So handsome, he’s almost Electric He walks in on two feet Lo’ shows him a seat He gets up not so egocentric Susan F. says: June 26, 2015 at 6:06 pm Actress Flanagan Centerfold shenanigan Stan inspiration Hollis says: June 27, 2015 at 8:39 pm Lois tests slogan nothing runs like a Deere Bloody good show Susan F. says: June 28, 2015 at 1:10 am No crying break room Joan won’t allow any of it Save tears for pillow polly draper says: June 28, 2015 at 11:52 am Mad Men Haiku grows Creative juices flowing Thank you for playing! Susan F. says: June 28, 2015 at 4:34 pm Move Xerox from hall Lois warns could get messy Now crowds Miss Olsen Susan F. says: June 29, 2015 at 11:15 am Secore Laxatives Moves you like no other brand Hines beans will do trick Hollis says: June 29, 2015 at 5:48 pm Lois performs a transtarsal amputation No anesthetic! medical reference: http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/jso.2930500112/abstract The senior author is S. John Ham MD! Susan F. says: June 30, 2015 at 1:00 am Poor Guy MacKendrick Says “Heard a great deal about you” But we hear loud OUCH! D.H. says: July 3, 2015 at 8:39 am British invasion Mechanical invention Patriot maiden Sorry, the comment form is closed at this time.