Hi All, Here’s Part II in my series of silly “What-If?” collages, be sure to read the description! Enjoy!
Sal just LOVES the 70’s. Sal eventually found his way after leaving SC in 1963. After an unmemorable night in Central Park, Sal was determined to make the best of his life. He went home to Kitty and tearfully admitted everything. Kitty, ever full of love for Sal, but aware that the marriage was a sham, agreed to the friendliest divorce possible, and to this day, they’re the closest of friends; Sal even gave her away at her wedding to David Cohen (who really became), an art director at BBDO! After the Stonewall Riots of 1969, Sal found himself best friends with his old nemesis, Lee Garner Jr., whom he saved from a flying beer bottle. They formed a production company together, “SaLLee” where they make the most beautiful commercials for Schlitz and Modess, to name a few. When they’re not making their groundbreaking works, they model for JC Penney’s on the side, and during a romantic trip to Ireland, a crew member of Zardoz spotted Sal while the picture was filming on location there, and begged him to be a stand in for Sean Connery—Sal couldn’t resist! It’s a good life.
Next Time: Peggy!