I'll make my guesses another time …

Poaching Cooper's mail, (pardone moi Mr.C) Hey A-B. I feel sure you won't need any help but
here's your ticket to Aunt of the Year . . . click and click.

I grew up with a couple of cool aunts, I value that job, too.

Well that's a loaded question, isn't it? Are you accustomed to people just telling you their weaknesses? "Hi, I'm Anne B, and my thing is Elizabethan comedy."

(That's not it.)

Because the Internet is not AA, and because I like mystery, I'll just tell you the tattoo story.

A year ago I got my first tattoo. Even if you see it (difficult), you probably won't understand it. But you might be, say, my little nephew. He's adorable — I mean, I'd learn to make balloon animals for this kid — so when he asked (why that? What's it mean?), I just told him.

But you are not my nephew. No one here is. Believe me, I'd know. Kid would have started a YouTube war with the folks over at AMC, ages ago.

Grown-ups like you gotta find some things out for yourselves. Location, meaning? Yes.

We'll have a swashing and a martial outside,
As many other mannish cowards have …

Screw it. You're funny as hell and I love you.

I agree that Clinton did that. But that SOO describes President Reagan, especially his first term. I mean, come on, he took a bullet!

Taking a bullet is not really a proactive policy stance is it? I'm sorry if that's all it takes to get your approval.

The difference between Reagan and Clinton (and their supporters) for me is that Reagan had a great private life that he presented and it excused his horrible political policies; Clinton had a load of great public policies that got derailed by private behavior that should have stayed that way.

I really really DON'T care if a politician cheats…whether he be Demo or Repub…Clinton, the gov of No Carolina, or Gary Hart. I DO care if he builds a platform slamming gay people and then is caught in a bathroom stall, or paying for male hustlers, or sleeping with Congressional pages. Not because of the behavior, bur because of the hypocrisy it reveals about their political life.

If a bunch of white, privileged, middle-aged Pete Cambells mysteriously started dying of some strange new disease, Reagan would have funded emergency research to stop the epidemic IN A HEARTBEAT. But he( and his Republican advisors) didn't give a rat's ass about some marginalized hated gay men.

Friends, Romans, Basketcases, lend me your ears;
I come to bury Clinton, not to praise him;
The evil that men do lives after them,
The good is oft interred with their bones,
So let it be with Clinton….The noble Gingerich
Hath told you Clinton was randy:
If it were so, it was, what?, er…is now..or is then.. was always a grievous fault,
And grievously hath Clinton answered it…

{Yadda, yadda, yadda. Blah,blah,blah.}

You all did lust for him once, not without cause:
What cause withholds you then to jump him now?

O judgement! thou art fled to buxom breasts,
And women have lost their reason….Bear with me;
Anne B is in the coffin there with Clinton,
And I must pause till she swoons no more.

Ah! The Classics.

Disclaimer: I voted for 2 different Clintons in 3 presidential election years …

Clinton was also my first presidential vote, and I'd do it again in a heartbeat. Great president with a questionable personal life which did not affect me or anyone else but Monica and Hillary (and Chelsea). Aside from that, he is certainly the smartest president of the last half of the 20th century. He was on Letterman a couple of years ago, and it was amazing listening to him talk extemporaneously. The man is brilliant. When I compared him to our then-current president, it made me very, very sad. Luckily, we're free of the last dolt. Obama is very smart (his books are great), but he has a long way to go to get into Clinton's class. I think he has it in him, though.

They clearly have great tastes in television!