We have just finished making the arrangements with Axe, who will have a stylist at our party giving away hair product samples and giving anyone who wants it the Mad Men look at our season finale party!
Mysterious past, multiple awards, and deeply troubled marriage not included.
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You people.
I wonder if Axe makes anything like Wildroot Cream Oil. I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess "no"…
(Points to anyone brave enough to admit they remember what Wildroot Cream Oil was. Bonus points if you can sing the jingle to me at the finale party.)
I wish I could make the party…Is this the song?
"A whistle and a wink, gets her every time?"
#3, It's not the version of the song *I* know. I mean, if a whistle and a wink gets her every time, who the heck needs Wildroot Cream Oil?
Is it true that before Lizzie Borden (allegedly) murdered her parents she said, "I want to AXE you"?
I vaguely remember Wildroot cream I mostly remember
Brylcreem — A Little Dab'll Do Ya!".
As a public service, I am posting the lyrics to the Wildroot jingle here, as I'm sure you were all losing great whopping chunks of restful sleep over the whole thing.
Get Wildroot Cream-Oil, Charlie!
It keeps your hair in trim
Y'see it's non-alcoholic, Charlie
It's made with soothing lanolin!
You'd better get Wildroot Cream-Oil, Charlie!
Start using it today
You'll find that you'll have a tough time, Charlie
Keeping all those gals away!
Clearly, this is the key to Don Draper's secret: he's a Wildroot man. Pete Campbell probably uses Dixie Pomade or Brylcream, the little shit.